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The Quickest Way I've Ever Ruined A Dinner Party
Usually I'm delightful, but shit got dark.
10 hrs ago
6
Life, Embargoed.
What’s harder than not writing about life right now? Knowing I may never write about it at all.
Jul 22 • 
Marissa A. Ross
17
Apparently I’m Not Qualified to Write About Bobcats
A rejection from the “People Department” at the zoo left me questioning humanity... and then I responded
Jul 8 • 
Marissa A. Ross
17
4
It Was a Good Run. Until I Had to Google What a CV Is
"Everything always worked out for me"—until I had to reenter the job market.
Jul 3 • 
Marissa A. Ross
35
6
All The Fucking Shoes
On therapy breakthroughs, skunks, and not being able to publish the shit that matters most.
Jun 18 • 
Marissa A. Ross
9
I Left Tequila. But Tequila Came Back for Me.
From teen trauma to tequila I trust—with no lime or apologies.
May 22 • 
Marissa A. Ross
13
Fried Eggs
How I learned to make the world’s easiest egg—and why it still feels hard.
Apr 25 • 
Marissa A. Ross
26
6
Holding Court in Silk and Silence
Living alone: 80% indulgence, 20% dread, 100% mine
Apr 18 • 
Marissa A. Ross
35
Return of the MAR
Five years later, I’ve got more to say—and more to pour.
Feb 6 • 
Marissa A. Ross
75
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