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All The Fucking Shoes
On therapy breakthroughs, skunks, and not being able to publish the shit that matters most.
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Marissa A. Ross
Gone in a Glass: A Popping Pinot and the Grenache That Got Away
Scar of the Sea's Methode Ancestrale Rosé and Julien Peyras' “Séraphin”
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Stepdad Has Filed for Divorce
Although we both love wood paneling, we need our own spaces.
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Stepdad Collages: "Psychosis in Summer"
Four Pieces. Zero Stability. (NSFW)
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May 2025

A Wine That Doesn’t Age, and You Shouldn’t Let It
The Marigny Pinot Noir Carbonic Maceration, 2024
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I Left Tequila. But Tequila Came Back for Me.
From teen trauma to tequila I trust—with no lime or apologies.
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I Was Already Tired When the Pet-Nat Kicked in. Then I Got Better.
Delinquente "Tuff Nutt" 2024
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Stepdad Drank My Homework
I was asked to contribute to my first art show, and spent five days in a bouquet of hot glue, 3M multimedia spray, and vintage Playmates instead of…
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Let Me Introduce You to Stepdad
Playboys under the mattress, opinions on wood paneling, and no clue what consent is. Because sometimes collages can say more than words.
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I Expected Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. I Got a Sun-dappled Monk Handing Me Happiness Instead.
Tinto Amorio "Monje" 2023
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A Wine So Good It Ruined My Underwear and a Sense of Expertise
Massican “Gemina” 2024
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April 2025

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